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Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
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Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…

Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name
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Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Gavin Newsom’s latest drama, and folks, it’s a doozy. A former staffer, Ruby…

Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
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Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…

American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
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American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…

Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave
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Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement as…

West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
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West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…

Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
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Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…

AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms
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AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that AI is not only changing the way we…

Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…

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