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Tag: Live Music

STC 2026 KICKOFF CELEBRATION: WHEN THE FUTURE OF TELECOM FINALLY GETS A SPARKLE
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STC 2026 KICKOFF CELEBRATION: WHEN THE FUTURE OF TELECOM FINALLY GETS A SPARKLE

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Time Travelers Confused – New Year’s Party Scheduled for January 10, 2026! 🎉📅 Join us at STC Rowland…

Pure Project Celebrates 10 Years of Being Purely Extra
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Pure Project Celebrates 10 Years of Being Purely Extra

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 31, 2025

🎉 The Return of the Beer Fest: A Decade of Hops and Hilarity! 🍺 📅 January 31st, 2026 📍 Pure…

JPA Nihon Buyo Recital 2025 Where Fans Pay to Watch Kabuki Dancers Pretend to Be Trees
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JPA Nihon Buyo Recital 2025 Where Fans Pay to Watch Kabuki Dancers Pretend to Be Trees

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 22, 2025

🐍✨ In a stunning display of cultural confusion, 11 performers will wiggle, twirl, and dramatically flap their sleeves in “Nihon…

Loe Shimmy’s Garden Groove: Plants Beware, Welcome Week’s Here
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Loe Shimmy’s Garden Groove: Plants Beware, Welcome Week’s Here

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 18, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Local Band LOE SHIMMY to Bless Garden with Live Music During Spring Welcome Week (Yes, Spring… in January)…

Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)
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Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! Eventbrite, the “industry-leading” platform, is still a thing? 🙄 Powering “millions” of events in “nearly 180 countries”? 😂 Sure,…

A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
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A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…

TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
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TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…

2Kold’s LA Balloon Pop: Love or Nah
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2Kold’s LA Balloon Pop: Love or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : LOS ANGELES, CA. EDITION at 2020 STUDIOS @ 2020 Bay Street, Los…

2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza
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2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : NEW YORK CITY, NY. EDITION!😱 Join the chaos at 921 East Tremont…

Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy
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Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Nosferatu, a film so bad, they tried to bury it! 🤣 See it Sat, Oct 18th, 2025, 1pm…

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