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Tag: Live Music

Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)
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Concert Tickets: Finally, an Online Platform That Doesn’t Suck (Too Much)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! Eventbrite, the “industry-leading” platform, is still a thing? πŸ™„ Powering “millions” of events in “nearly 180 countries”? πŸ˜‚ Sure,…

A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
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A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…

TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
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TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…

2Kold’s LA Balloon Pop: Love or Nah
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2Kold’s LA Balloon Pop: Love or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : LOS ANGELES, CA. EDITION at 2020 STUDIOS @ 2020 Bay Street, Los…

2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza
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2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : NEW YORK CITY, NY. EDITION!😱 Join the chaos at 921 East Tremont…

Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy
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Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Nosferatu, a film so bad, they tried to bury it! 🀣 See it Sat, Oct 18th, 2025, 1pm…

SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW
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SAKE BOMB FILM FEST & LIT-SHOW

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for KIBOU’s Support Sake Tour Gala at Adams Avenue Theater! 🎭 Film & book reveal – sake…

2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**2KOLD PRESENTS: POP THE BALLOON OR GET CATFISHED: CHICAGO, IL. EDITION!** πŸŽˆπŸ˜‚ Join the chaos at 358 E 47TH CHICAGO,IL.…

IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
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IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…

AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)
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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Get ready to POP 🎈 BALLOONS or find LOVE πŸ’˜ at 1100 GATTIS SCHOOL RD. SUITE 200 AUSTIN,…

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