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Pokémon TCG Pocket: Prepare for Eldritch Horrors from Dimensions We Didn’t Even Know We Needed to Exploit For Cardboard
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Pokémon TCG Pocket: Prepare for Eldritch Horrors from Dimensions We Didn’t Even Know We Needed to Exploit For Cardboard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

OMG, you guys, they’re STILL milking this Pokemon TCG Pocket thing? 🙄 Like, haven’t they heard of, I don’t know,…

Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People
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Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

In a shocking exposé with The UK Drum Show Official Podcast (because who ELSE would interview him?), STYX drummer and…

Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm
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Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

FOREIGNER’s Kelly Hansen, the guy who replaced the *real* voice, has decided to peace out. Apparently, screaming “Juke Box Hero”…

Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025
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Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Atmospheric/Funeral Doom Metal from Helsinki, Uusimaa!

Mournful Congregation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025
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Mournful Congregation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Funeral Doom Metal from Adelaide, South Australia!

Witchcraft at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Witchcraft at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Swedish Doom Metal!

Dusk at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Dusk at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Doom/Death Metal from Green Bay, Wisconsin!

Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)
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Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

**Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 It’s 2025 and apparently BIG WRECK is still a thing? Like, seriously? Did anyone actually ask…

DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)
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DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

OMG! Doro Pesch, the self-proclaimed German metal queen (more like metal court jester, amirite? 😂), has graced us with a…

OH GREAT ANOTHER ELDEN RING ADAPTATION, BECAUSE WE NEEDED MORE PAIN
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OH GREAT ANOTHER ELDEN RING ADAPTATION, BECAUSE WE NEEDED MORE PAIN

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 24, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 The geniuses at A24, the studio that brought you such cinematic masterpieces as… uh… *checks notes*……

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