WASTED PRESENTS: KALAN.FRFR & BINO RIDEAUX LIVE—because who needs sleep on a Sunday? 😴✨
Heartbreakers Ball at The Vermont Hollywood (1020 N Vermont Ave, LA) on 2/15. Doors at 9PM, but arrive by 8:30PM unless you love standing in lines longer than your ex’s apologies. 🙄
18+ only (sorry, kids), casual/festival attire (no, pajamas don’t count), and DJs spinning Hip Hop, Top 40, & R&B. Bottle service? Text 714.616.9959—because hydration is key. 🍾
No refunds. Ever. So don’t cry over spilled drinks. 💔🍸
Follow @WASTEDPRESENTS for more chaos. Let’s break some hearts! 💔✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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