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Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general is…

Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
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Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…

US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…

America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
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Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
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Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…

Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
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Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…

The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever
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The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has finally decided to join the big leagues and become a major movie-making destination 🎬.…

Denver Weather Too Much For Planes But Not Broncos Fans Apparently
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Denver Weather Too Much For Planes But Not Broncos Fans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, 22 aircraft flying to Denver, Colorado on Monday night had…

Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…

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