Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out at 8:30 a.m. ET…
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ICE Agent Charged With Lying About Shooting Foreigner Because That’s Normal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this ICE agent, Christian Castro, who’s been federally charged with lying about…
Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mass shooting in downtown Minneapolis has left at least seven…
Industry Desperately Clings to Cozy Games in 2026
In the grand tradition of gaming genres that promise to suck away our productivity and social lives, the “cozy game”…
ASUS dumps RTX spark into overpriced ProArt laptops at IFA 2026
Oh joy, another tech conference, another slew of buzzwords to make our heads spin. This time, it’s ASUS at IFA…
Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic shooting in Tucson, Arizona, where a gunman opened fire in…
Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is really going all-in on data centers, and…
Politicians Suddenly Care About Voters’ Data Center Hate
Ah, the drama surrounding data centers and AI – it’s like a never-ending soap opera, folks! According to a CNN…
Grand Canyon Suddenly Less Crowded Than Usual
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A flash flood in Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona has…
Texas Killing Fields Suspect Finally Faces Music Decades Later Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields, a case that’s been open for decades. Folks, this…