America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…
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Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…
Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever
The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has finally decided to join the big leagues and become a major movie-making destination 🎬.…
Denver Weather Too Much For Planes But Not Broncos Fans Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, 22 aircraft flying to Denver, Colorado on Monday night had…
Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…
Washington Residents Get Free Barbecue Courtesy of Wildfire Season
Folks, I’m reading about a wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, that’s forced residents to evacuate their homes, and I’ve got…
Spokane County Residents Get Free Smoke Break from Daily Grind
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A fast-moving wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, has forced residents to…
Dungeons & Dragons plots lucrative nostalgia trip with revamped classics and fresh cash grabs
Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as Wizards of the Coast just kicked Gen Con 2026 into high gear…