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Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
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Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…

Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
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Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…

Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026
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Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Intel Gamer Days is back, and it’s time to upgrade your gaming rig without breaking the bank. From August 28…

Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops
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Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story. A woman named Karen Solomon,…

Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views
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Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in Big Bend National Park, where bulldozers and excavators have…

US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns
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US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Air Force flight bound for Antarctica had to turn…

Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
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Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
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ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI
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San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. San Francisco, the city that was supposedly dying just a…

Kansas Town Buys Reporter’s Silence For Cool $850K
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Kansas Town Buys Reporter’s Silence For Cool $850K

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small Kansas town that’s agreed to pay a whopping $850,000 to…

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