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MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again
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MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the MAGA movement has a bad case of…

AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros
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AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from Iran, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA
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Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can relive the magic of Ozzy Osbourne and…

Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
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Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2026

Goth/post-punk from Los Angeles, Ca Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
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SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…

Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish
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Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time, he’s…

Delta Plane Just Bumps Into Another One Because Who Needs Space
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Delta Plane Just Bumps Into Another One Because Who Needs Space

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a bit of a mishap at Los Angeles International Airport, where a…

Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong
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Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A California couple, Silvia Zhang and her husband Guojun Xuan, have…

Trump Casually Mentions Iran Maybe Destroying Major US Cities Again
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Trump Casually Mentions Iran Maybe Destroying Major US Cities Again

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, making comments that have…

China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo
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China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN. Apparently, the FBI has arrested a 34-year-old…

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