Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…
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Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…
Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…
Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Jewish heirs of Holocaust victims are filing…
Tragedy Unfolds, Helicopters Swarm, Ratings Soar
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A helicopter just crashed in Los Angeles, and it’s a real…
Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…
Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)
Hardcore punk from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…
Stray Cat Sparks Heroic Quest In San Bernardino Backyard
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jaina Spagis, a woman who has dedicated her life to rescuing cats in…
Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX just dropped the official music video…