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Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It
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Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story of a 22-year-old guy, Malone Lam, who pleaded guilty…

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart
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Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about polls, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. These days,…

FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music
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FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal nostalgia? 🤘 Because FORBIDDEN is back with a brand new,…

Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
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Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…

California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
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California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

Squid Pisser in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
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Squid Pisser in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 3, 2026

Noise-rock from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

BTS Invades SoFi Stadium With Sold Out LA Concerts
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BTS Invades SoFi Stadium With Sold Out LA Concerts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

BTS bring the North American leg of their “ARIRANG World Tour” to SoFi Stadium in Inglewood for four big shows…

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