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Tag: Los Angeles

Black Label Society in Raleigh, NC (09/15/2026)
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Black Label Society in Raleigh, NC (09/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 16, 2026

Heavy metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative
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LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A news helicopter crashed in a commercial area of a Los…

No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents
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No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California prosecutors have announced that they won’t be seeking the death…

Megadeth in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)
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Megadeth in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2026

Classic heavy metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
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KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…

Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once
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Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like someone tried to sneak onto Kamala Harris’…

FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently
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FROM FIRST TO LAST Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some early 2000s nostalgia? 🤯 Because FROM FIRST TO LAST is back with…

Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

Burton C Bell still talking somehow
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Burton C Bell still talking somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…

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