Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag
Because what every gamer really needs is a side of fries with their forfeiture of free time, Microsoft is celebrating…
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Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…
Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…
Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is asking the states suing over the Warner…
Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Qantas Airways Airbus A380 flew from Sydney to Dallas and…
Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin
Hollywood has lost another talented young star, as Hayden Panettiere, the actress known for her roles in Heroes and Nashville,…
Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this case, and I have to say, it’s a real head-scratcher. A…
Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…
Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US Army, and I’ve got to say,…
Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…