Exxon rakes in $160 million daily because who needs affordable gas
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Big Oil’s latest profits, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
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FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists
FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…
Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Hadi Matar was convicted of federal terrorism charges…
Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving former FBI Director James Comey, and I’ve got…
Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…
Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…
Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s a real head-scratcher. She’s claiming a…
Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…
Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…