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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress
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Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Sony has finally decided to put the final nail in the coffin of physical games, because apparently we haven’t milked…

Venezuelans literally digging themselves out of fuel crisis chaos
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Venezuelans literally digging themselves out of fuel crisis chaos

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the devastating twin earthquakes in La Guaira, Venezuela, and I have…

You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado
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You Won’t Believe What Just Burned Down In Colorado

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Aspen Acres Fire in Colorado, and let me tell you, it’s…

Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet
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Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

OH NO, PARADISE LOST IS STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!! 🤯 I guess that’s what happens when you have…

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
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Oh great another shooting happens in Germany

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…

Murder Mayhem Hits Mississippi Whoa
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Murder Mayhem Hits Mississippi Whoa

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a downright terrifying story coming out of Mississippi. Authorities have launched a…

Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off
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Big Scam ALERT thousands of immigrants ripped off

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An attorney in Washington state, Alexandra Lozano, promised “miracles” to tens…

What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain
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What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the news, and I have to say, it’s going to be a wild…

Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does
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Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does

FinnJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

It’s a new DC Universe, but the results with critics look pretty much the same. The current regime at DC…

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