Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…
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Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to a preliminary report from the National Transportation Safety Board…
Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉🎊 Raiders of the Lost Ark is back in UK…
Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs
Oh no, the sky is falling! Tom Keifer, the legendary frontman of Cinderella, has lost his singing voice due to…
SLEEP TOKEN saves music with overpriced signature guitars
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Fender Musical Instruments Corporation (FMIC) has just announced the most epic…
American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare
Well, folks, it looks like Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport is having a bit of a rough month. I mean, who…
Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 22-year-old college student, Glenwood Pysher IV, who was killed by Pennsylvania…
Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Finally Wraps Up Testimony
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…
Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…