Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…
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Oh great, another mistrial, just what I needed today
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Palisades fire arson case, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Plague Tale Rehash Another Mediocre Sequel to Suck Your Wallet Dry
Oh joy, another prequel to add to the ever-growing list of games that I’ll eventually play when I’ve finished every…
Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go
Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🤘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…
JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana 🤘👜🔥
JINJER arrived at a sold-out Fillmore Charlotte as part of their North American Duél Tour 2026, but by the end…
JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears
Oh great, because the world was just missing one thing: a Bon Jovi tour 🎉. The iconic frontman, Jon Bon…
MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…
SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 My first official Summer Game Fest hands-on appointment was with…
Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…