Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
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Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes
As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen my fair share of launch day disasters and server crashes. But have you ever…
Texas Now Searching For Clues In Totally Normal Summer Camp Flood
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Camp Mystic tragedy, and I have to say,…
University of Mississippi Becomes Unexpected Summer Vacation Destination
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the University of Mississippi, where two students tragically…
Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival
In a stunning reversal, Bungie has decided to restore all vaulted content to Destiny 2, because who needs a cohesive…
Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…
Tragedy Unfolds, Helicopters Swarm, Ratings Soar
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A helicopter just crashed in Los Angeles, and it’s a real…
Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Sam Peterson, a former park ranger who lost…
NTSB suggests ditching human toll booths for safety reasons obviously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the National Transportation Safety Board, and let me tell…
US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military is planning to send some of its MQ-9…