Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…
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Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…
Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another veteran game developer jumping ship to start their own studio, because…
Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77
Oh no, the beardless wonder is gone! 🤯 Frank Beard, the legendary drummer for ZZ Top, has left this mortal…
Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag
Because what every gamer really needs is a side of fries with their forfeiture of free time, Microsoft is celebrating…
Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…
Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…
Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is asking the states suing over the Warner…