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Gwar is Still Alive? Shock Rock Legends Drench Greensboro (And Get Political)
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Gwar is Still Alive? Shock Rock Legends Drench Greensboro (And Get Political)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Gwar played Greensboro on their "The Return of GOR GOR" tour, and it was… expectedly insane. The legendary band is…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG 🙄, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…

Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)
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Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…

ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass
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ABFF: Tyler Perry’s Metaverse Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🎭 A young, slightly unhinged director and his band of merry misfits embark on a night of…

DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment
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DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another day, another victory for the radical Left! A D.C. jury, likely filled with card-carrying socialists from Georgetown, has acquitted…

Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!
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Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Behold, mortals! After gracing our screens as the one and only Jimbo (yes, the mascot of Balatro, as if you…

“Oy vey, my mayoral choices! Zohran Mamdani’s causing a schism among the chosen people, nu?”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Oy vey, my mayoral choices! Zohran Mamdani’s causing a schism among the chosen people, nu?”

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe what’s happening in New York? This mayoral election is a total circus, with the Democrats falling…

Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Trump’s Obsessed With (and China Has)
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Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Trump’s Obsessed With (and China Has)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another brilliant move by President Trump! He’s making deals and draining the swamp, one rare-earth mineral at a time! The…

6-Year-Old’s “Oopsie” Turns Teacher into Accidental Action Star: Bodycam Footage Leaks
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6-Year-Old’s “Oopsie” Turns Teacher into Accidental Action Star: Bodycam Footage Leaks

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the liberal school system strikes again! A teacher shot by a SIX-YEAR-OLD? Clearly, this is what happens when you…

Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
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Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! 🙄 The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…

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