Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Trump’s Obsessed With (and China Has)
Another brilliant move by President Trump! He’s making deals and draining the swamp, one rare-earth mineral at a time! The…
Tag: Madness
6-Year-Old’s “Oopsie” Turns Teacher into Accidental Action Star: Bodycam Footage Leaks
Oh, the liberal school system strikes again! A teacher shot by a SIX-YEAR-OLD? Clearly, this is what happens when you…
Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! 🙄 The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…
OMG! Jen and Rob Pattinson are back at it again in “Die My Love”?!?! New Posters Alert!
Oh, great, another movie. 🙄 MUBI, bless their little arthouse hearts, has graced us with not one, but TWO new…
Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026
FOO FIGHTERS, those purveyors of dad-rock and stadium anthems for people who still think flannel is cool, are gracing us…
The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!
Okay, so the internet’s been hit with more “leaks” about Fortnite. Apparently, they’re gonna collab with The Simpsons. 🙄 I…
Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…
Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…
Justices to Mull Over Whether Druggies Should Pack Heat, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
The Supreme Court, packed with President Trump’s brilliant picks, is bravely wading into the swamp to determine if drug-addled leftists…
AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite geriatric punks, AGNOSTIC FRONT, are dropping a new album called “Echoes In Eternity”…