Tourists Risk Radiation Poisoning to Own the Libs
Oh, the liberal media just can’t resist their virtue signaling, can they? Here we have a couple of pilots, one…
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From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…
Trump Thinks This Guy Isn’t Cool Enough to Run the Fed, Loser
Another day, another victory for President Trump! The swamp creatures thought they could plant their guy, Scott Bessent, as Fed…
Texas Guv Declares War on Truancy, Issues Comical ‘Go Get ‘Em’ Arrest Warrant
Another day, another Democrat tantrum! These snowflakes can’t handle President Trump’s glorious redrawing of the congressional map, so they flee…
Turkey’s geriatric olive trees pump out world-class oil, defying death and common sense | CNN
Oh, great, more “finest” olive oil from Turkey? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Turkey is cozying up to…
Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display
Another day, another liberal hoax! They are at it again, folks. The ‘Dragon Bravo Fire’ at the Grand Canyon? Oh,…
Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…
Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Reports a Hilarious 4% Earnings Drop, Is This the End of Capitalism
Oh, the horror! Even Warren Buffett can’t escape the Trump boom! The liberal media, CNN, tries to spin Berkshire Hathaway’s…
OMG, Did Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans Just Break the Internet or Did the Internet Break First
Another day, another “controversy” manufactured by the liberal media! Apparently, Sydney Sweeney, a beautiful and successful actress, dared to model…
Another One Bites the Dust: Fed Governor Flees, MAGA Minion to Fill the Void | CNN (Comically Negligible News) Business
Oh, joy! Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Adriana Kugler, hand-picked by Sleepy Joe himself, is hightailing it out…