Oh, look, the Pope is praying for hurricane victims. Isn’t that special?
Betcha he’s secretly sending thoughts and prayers to the woke mob, too. Probably blaming Trump for the weather while he’s at it! Hurricane Melissa, folks, is just another Deep State psyop to make us feel guilty about… well, something. Maybe the carbon footprint of MAGA hats? Wake up, sheeple! This is all part of the plan to usher in the New World Order, one weather event at a time!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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