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Wholesale Inflation So Hot It’s Practically on Fire (and Blaming You)
Elephant Reads CNN

Wholesale Inflation So Hot It’s Practically on Fire (and Blaming You)

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, the “news” is trying to scare us again! Seems like even the wholesale prices are finally admitting that…

State Department’s ‘Human Rights’ Report: Sugarcoating Atrocities for Our Besties
Elephant Reads CNN

State Department’s ‘Human Rights’ Report: Sugarcoating Atrocities for Our Besties

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! This time, they’re whining about…

CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude
Elephant Reads CNN

CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Another day, another Libtard conspiracy foiled! Seems some unhinged, probably soy-chugging, socialist snowflake decided to unload a few rounds at…

CNN: DC’s Criminals Suddenly Remembered Crime Is Bad, Violent Crime Rates Plummet (Thanks, Biden?)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: DC’s Criminals Suddenly Remembered Crime Is Bad, Violent Crime Rates Plummet (Thanks, Biden?)

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their “facts” like they’re not in bed with the radical left. President Trump is 100% right,…

Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)
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Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Folks, get ready for another round of Trump Derangement Syndrome from CNN! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…

Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)
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Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Left is suddenly “concerned” about the Epstein files now that President Trump is draining…

CNN’s “Analysis”: Orange Man Good, But Maybe Bad? A Rollercoaster of Confusion!
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s “Analysis”: Orange Man Good, But Maybe Bad? A Rollercoaster of Confusion!

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

You wouldn’t BELIEVE what the liberal fake news is trying to peddle now! Apparently, President Trump’s “unchallenged personal power plays”…

CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Fake News CNN wants you to believe Trump is meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war? Wake up, sheeple! It’s…

War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss
Elephant Reads CNN

War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia’s at it again, trying to “split and cut off” some Ukrainian city with a whopping 2,000…

California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland
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California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Looks like those two Chinese nationals, Geng and Yang, thought they could pull a fast one on President Trump and…

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