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War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss
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War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia’s at it again, trying to “split and cut off” some Ukrainian city with a whopping 2,000…

California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland
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California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Looks like those two Chinese nationals, Geng and Yang, thought they could pull a fast one on President Trump and…

Tourists Risk Radiation Poisoning to Own the Libs
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Tourists Risk Radiation Poisoning to Own the Libs

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the liberal media just can’t resist their virtue signaling, can they? Here we have a couple of pilots, one…

From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
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From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…

Trump Thinks This Guy Isn’t Cool Enough to Run the Fed, Loser
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Trump Thinks This Guy Isn’t Cool Enough to Run the Fed, Loser

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! The swamp creatures thought they could plant their guy, Scott Bessent, as Fed…

Texas Guv Declares War on Truancy, Issues Comical ‘Go Get ‘Em’ Arrest Warrant
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Texas Guv Declares War on Truancy, Issues Comical ‘Go Get ‘Em’ Arrest Warrant

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another Democrat tantrum! These snowflakes can’t handle President Trump’s glorious redrawing of the congressional map, so they flee…

Turkey’s geriatric olive trees pump out world-class oil, defying death and common sense | CNN
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Turkey’s geriatric olive trees pump out world-class oil, defying death and common sense | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Oh, great, more “finest” olive oil from Turkey? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Turkey is cozying up to…

Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display
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Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Another day, another liberal hoax! They are at it again, folks. The ‘Dragon Bravo Fire’ at the Grand Canyon? Oh,…

Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
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Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…

Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Reports a Hilarious 4% Earnings Drop, Is This the End of Capitalism
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Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Reports a Hilarious 4% Earnings Drop, Is This the End of Capitalism

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, the horror! Even Warren Buffett can’t escape the Trump boom! The liberal media, CNN, tries to spin Berkshire Hathaway’s…

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