Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40% raises weren’t enough for these ungrateful leeches? Sounds like a leftist plot to weaken our defense industry, probably funded by Soros himself.
These “highly-skilled” workers probably spend more time watching MSNBC and plotting against President Trump than building the aircraft that keep us safe. And what’s this about “work-life balance”? Back in my day, we worked hard and didn’t whine about having to, you know, *work*.
Boeing’s had some “financial setbacks”? Probably because they’re too busy pandering to the woke mob with their diversity initiatives instead of focusing on building the best damn planes in the world.
The F-47 stealth fighter better not be built by these crybabies. We need that thing to defend America from the hordes of illegal immigrants and the Chinese army!
And Ortberg says he’s not worried? He better be, because if Boeing goes down, it’s just another victory for the radical left. Time to send in the National Guard and get those planes built! MAGA!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
