Oh, great, more “finest” olive oil from Turkey? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Turkey is cozying up to Russia and undermining NATO while their “immortal” trees are supposedly producing liquid gold. Probably funded by George Soros to undermine American olive oil producers! Wake up, sheeple!
I bet those “ancient” olive trees were planted by radical Islamists trying to claim Turkish land for their caliphate. And the “finest olive oil?” Probably laced with mind-control chemicals to turn us all into soy-guzzling liberals. Trump should slap a HUGE tariff on this Turkish oil! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
