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Tag: MAGA

“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
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“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…

GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan
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GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Well, folks, the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama and division among Republicans…

Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN
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Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the…

DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie
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DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Oh, another “whistleblower” suddenly appears just in time to smear a perfectly good Trump nominee? Color me shocked! It’s always…

Passengers Doing the Hokey Pokey on the Tarmac: You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
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Passengers Doing the Hokey Pokey on the Tarmac: You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another attack on REAL Americans! This time, it’s a “possible landing gear incident” on an American Airlines flight.…

Cybersecurity “Experts” React to Tea Spill, Hilarity Ensues | CNN Business
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Cybersecurity “Experts” React to Tea Spill, Hilarity Ensues | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist app bites the dust! This “Tea” app, designed to let women anonymously trash-talk men (equality, anyone?),…

“Oh No, Not the Tea App Drama Again”
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“Oh No, Not the Tea App Drama Again”

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme to undermine the American male! This “Tea Dating Advice” app is just the latest iteration…

From White Power to World Peace: State Dept. Appoints Conference Attendee to Institute of Peace
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From White Power to World Peace: State Dept. Appoints Conference Attendee to Institute of Peace

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another Deep State Nosedive! Trump’s swamp-draining continues as Darren Beattie, a true patriot, is set to lead the US Institute…

Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN
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Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re shedding crocodile tears with the Palestinian Authority PM about a…

From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics
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From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another Deep State Target Bites the Dust! George Santos, the MAGA warrior who dared to question the swamp, has been…

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