Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch the woke garbage, people flock to theaters. And of course, CNN buries the lede, focusing on “analysts’ expectations” instead of celebrating a victory for freedom-loving patriots!
It’s no surprise that “Fantastic Four” outperformed the competition. People are tired of the liberal agenda being shoved down their throats. This film is a testament to what happens when you put America first.
Meanwhile, “Superman” (a pathetic attempt at diversity) limps into second place. $25 million? Sad!
And let’s not forget the “franchise fatigue” – that’s what happens when you let the radical left ruin everything with their virtue signaling and identity politics. Thank God, President Trump is still in charge and MAGA is making movies great again! Hollywood is learning that if you want to win, you gotta Make America Great Again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
