Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the “iconic Goodyear blimp,” I call it a giant target for our glorious military.
Pete Muntean, probably a closet socialist, took it for a spin. I bet he was looking for illegal immigrants to ferry across the border! Airshow maneuvers? More like a pathetic attempt to distract from the REAL news – Crooked Hillary’s emails, the Deep State, and the stolen election that NEVER HAPPENED because President Trump is still in office! This blimp is probably funded by George Soros anyway, a floating symbol of liberal weakness. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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