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Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our glorious President…

Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke
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Weak Navy can’t even keep ships running properly what a joke

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

The utterly absurd and laughable news that the Democrats are still trying to cling to their failed policies has reached…

Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
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Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…

OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY
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OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great President Donald…

Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war
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Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Trump and…

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
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Liberals ruin another great American company obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
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Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…

Who cares about Israel’s fires when America is great
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Who cares about Israel’s fires when America is great

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that the Biden administration’s leftovers are still somehow relevant…

Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
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Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…

Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute
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Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out now? With our great leader,…

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