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Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
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Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamer🎤 for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…

Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)
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Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because Borderlands 4 is HERE, and it’s bringing the CHAOS! 💥 And by…

Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For
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Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

OMG! 🙄 The BLACK CROWES, those guys still around? 👴👵 I thought they’d faded into obscurity like dial-up internet. 💻…

Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
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Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…

Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That
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Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Elegoo, bless their little hearts, is throwing around a “serious” 🤑 $1-million fund for 3D…

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