The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever
Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating š¢. In the past 15 years, heās blessed us…
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Watch: URIAH HEEP Celebrates 50 Years of Existence by Finally Getting Rid of Their Only Remaining Original Member, Mick Box
Uriah Heep Kicks Off Scandinavian ‘Magician’s Farewell’ Tour in TampereāBecause Even Legends Need a Nap š“šø In a move that…
Lululemon Thinks Youāre Buying Their $188 Leggings to Run From Your Problems at Miami 2026
Imagine a 2-mile jog past the Miami Marathon start line on Saturday, January 24th at 8am, fueled by pure delusion…
Using AI to Cheat Your Way to a Job Faster, Because Old People Are Still Beating You with Cover Letters
Another webinar promises to hack the job market with AIābecause nothing screams āhuman connectionā like outsourcing your career to a…
STONE SOUR guitarist JOSH RAND’s THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT promises you a full-length album… right after the heat death of the universe in 2026
In the thunderous, eternal battle against the ever-looming threat of having actual release dates, THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT has emerged victorious…
Zero-cost LEAN Six Sigma Yellow Belt so you can optimize your Zoom nap on 1/24/2026 8-4pm PST
Get your Yellow Belt while dodging government firewalls! š„ļø It’s a 1-day LEAN Six Sigma Zoom marathon for the military…
Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Karl Urban Team Up in The Bluff ā Because Apparently We Needed More Plot Twists
Hold onto your rum and don’t spill the grog, because Priyanka Chopra Jonas is trading in her red-carpet gowns for…
Rooftop Receipts and Rooftop Regrets Star Micronics Turns NYC Skyline Into Paper Jam Paradise
šØ ATTENTION: If you love QR codes more than your Wi-Fi password, this partyās for you! šØ š Mark your…
Report: The Witcher 3 Might Get A New DLC In May 2026āBecause CD Projekt Really Missed Us Paying For More Than 10 Years
šØ BREAKING: The Witcher 3 is Rising from the Grave Like a Reanimated Kikimora in May 2026 š§āāļøāļøš Yes, you…
Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library
Move Over, GrandmaāThe Real Survivors Are Here! Monsters Are Coming! Rock & Road Is the Only Game That Lets You…