Top 5 Christmas Games Where Santa Probably Needs Therapy
🚨 BREAKING: Christmas Exists, And So Do These Five Video Games (Probably) 🎄 So, in the spirit of seasonal chaos…
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STEEL PANTIER Has Put On Their Pants And Will Be Touring Europe In 2026
Attention, mortals! The glitter apocalypse is coming — and it’s wearing a leather jacket two sizes too small. STEEL PANTHER,…
Mike Portnoy Says Dream Theater Will Finally Remember How to Write Songs Again in Late 2026
Mike Portnoy, the drummer who left DREAM THEATER over a decade ago, has returned like a prodigal son who forgot…
Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for The Vanguard’s “epic” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🙄 Join us for a marathon of D&D and TTRPGs at…
Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020
**OMG! Prepare for Vanguard’s “totally serious” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🤣 🗓️ Date: Once a year, duh! 📍 Location: The Days of…
Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson
Adrian Smith, axe-wielder of IRON MAIDEN (or as I like to call them, Iron Mediocre), recently yapped to some German…
Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?
**🤣Tim Burton Spooky👻 Spectacular 35mm💩 Marathon! Sunday, October 19, 2025, Million Dollar Theater. Showing 4 of Tim Burton’s ‘greatest’ movies…
Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem
**OMG! 🙄 Join the “Monsters vs Cult Classic Horrorthon Marathon”!** Dracula (1931) at 7:30 PM? 🧛♂️ Seriously? Followed by Frankenstein…
Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…
Kaiju Colossus: Labor Day Weekend—Say Goodbye to Productivity!
Kaiju Colossus Labor Day weekend 🤣 Marathon! Sunday, August 31, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater! 10a-845p. Prepare for GAMERA…