Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…
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Kaiju Colossus: Labor Day Weekend—Say Goodbye to Productivity!
Kaiju Colossus Labor Day weekend 🤣 Marathon! Sunday, August 31, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater! 10a-845p. Prepare for GAMERA…
Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust
**OMG! 🙄Secret Movie Club PRESENTS *Sunset Boulevard* (Billy Wilder, William Holden, Gloria Swanson!), 🎬as part of their LA LOVES MOVIES…
An Ocean Ov Wonderful, Delightful, Pleasant, Heavenly Paradise
So, the prevailing wisdom is that TRUE heaviness only exists if your guitar strings are so loose they could double…
Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…
NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025
So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! 🤣 After announcing his…
The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…
Senate Pulls All-Nighter for Trump’s “Totally Amazing and Not at All Problematic” Bill
Another day, another chance for the Deep State Democrats to try and sabotage our glorious President Trump! They call it…
GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
OMG 😱, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground 🙄 shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…
FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
FIT FOR A KING — aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…