Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…
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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…
Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!
Ah, Nintendo—the company that somehow turns “we’re showing you games made by other people” into a full-blown cultural event. Tomorrow,…
Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood
Well folks, the day we’ve all been dreading is finally here. Amazon has graced us with the first official image…
Denshattack! Sneak Peek — Health Hazards That’ll Make You Cringe
The first time I read about the concept of Denshattack!, Tony Hawk meets trains, I remember saying, “That sounds sick…
Forever Mine Music Festival: Where Your Ears Commit to a Lifetime Sentence of Earworms
Forever Mine Festival is coming to Chicago to make you fall in love with R&B and house music—or at least…
“Lo spirito dei tempi: When Even the Zeitgeist Needs a Coffee Break”
INSIDE IMPACT. Capire per Cambiare 🎯 45 minuti di saggezza per capire che direzione prenderà il movimento impact oggi. Spoiler:…
Baldur’s Gate 3: Because Apparently Turning a Game Into a Show Is the Only Way to Make Players Stop Arguing About Romance Options
Oh look, another video game is being adapted into a TV show because apparently we don’t have enough of those…
Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again
In a move that perhaps no one could have expected, the Virtual Boy is joining the Nintendo Switch Online +…
Nintendo Switch 2’s Winter 2026 Lineup: Where Your Wallet Freezes and Your Sanity Melts
Oh look, the Switch 2’s library is “expanding.” Groundbreaking. 🙄 While Sony and Microsoft fans are already 2 generations ahead,…