Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct: Yoshi is Here to Eat Your Wallet and Stomp Your Nostalgia
🚨 ** BREAKING NEWS ** 🚨 The Mushroom Kingdom’s favorite plumbing duo have officially traded their overalls for diapers in…
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The Coachella Valley Symphony Proves They’re Too Broke for Original Composers
The Best of Stage and Screen (and why Mozart owes me money) 😏 The Coachella Valley Symphony is bringing the…
Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again
Brace yourselves, Star Road commuters! 🚀 Nintendo is officially panicking that you forgot about their space opera sequel and has…
Dumb Drivers Treat Michigan Snow Like Mario Kart Rainbow Road, Create 100-Car DLC Crash
LIBERAL WEATHER MACHINE FAILS AGAIN: Massive Michigan Pileup Proves Global Warming is a Hoax! In another spectacular failure of liberal…
The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025
2025 was a cinematic dumpster fire wrapped in a CGI explosion and served with a side of “but the algorithm…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through Cash Like a Na’vi Bonfire Party
Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Propaganda Piece “Avatar: Fire and Ash” Burns Through $760 Million, Proves Even Aliens Can’t Escape the Woke…
Bloober Team Announces Nintendo-Exclusive Horror Game That Could Only Exist on Switch 2 Because Apparently Jump Scares Need Motion Controls Now
In a shocking twist that no one saw coming—except everyone—Bloober Team’s CEO Piotr Babieno has finally confirmed what “Project M”…
Nintendo Dangles Digital Carrots At Addicted Fans With New Animal Crossing Features
🚨 BREAKING: Nintendo Has Decided That January 15th Is the Day We Finally Ascend to Our Highest Animal Crossing Selves…
Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes
EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is allegedly an animated film based on the world of Super Mario Bros., continuing the…