Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recent… *choices* 🙄), has decided…
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‘The Legend of Zelda’ Casts Actors Who Will Probably Ruin Your Childhood
OMG!😱 The live-action Legend of Zelda is officially happening! But like, is it REALLY a step closer to reality,…
Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…
Lucca Comics Invades Expo 2025: Prepare for Pasta-Fueled Manga Mayhem
Oh, sweet ravioli! 🍝 Lucca Comics & Games, that yearly pilgrimage for basement-dwelling nerds and aspiring manga artists, has somehow…
Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games
Oh, sweet innocent gamers, gather ’round! Uncle Nintendo, bless his heart, is here to soothe your fragile wallets regarding the…
Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL
Oh, the Nintendo Switch 2, that little plastic box of dreams (and crushing debt for your parents). Apparently, it was…
Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business
Another day, another illegal alien “journalist” trying to undermine our great nation! This “Mario Guevara,” fresh from El Salvador, waltzes…
Donkey Kong’s Wild Ride: Pauline’s Along for the Banana Slamma & Digging Up Dirt in the Grand Underground
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Nintendo dropped the Donkey Kong Bananza Direct today, and it’s more bananas than a monkey…
CNN Business Reports: Some Dude Filming a ‘No Kings’ Thingy Got Busted and Might Get the Boot
Another day, another so-called “journalist” from El Salvador crying about deportation. CNN is clutching its pearls because this guy, Mario…
Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
Oh, sweet merciful bananas! 🍌 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…