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Tag: Mario

Oh Great, Another Mario Merch Mountain to Climb, Japan Gets First Dibs
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Oh Great, Another Mario Merch Mountain to Climb, Japan Gets First Dibs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you overgrown toddlers! 🍄 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps fueled by copious amounts of sake…

Mario Paint on Switch: Prepare to Unleash Your Inner Picasso (With a Mouse, Seriously?)
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Mario Paint on Switch: Prepare to Unleash Your Inner Picasso (With a Mouse, Seriously?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, JOY! 🤩 The illustrious Nintendo Switch Online is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with… Mario Paint. Yes, you read…

Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour
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Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the latest saga of corporate greed and fanboy tears! 😭…

Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
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Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recent… *choices* 🙄), has decided…

‘The Legend of Zelda’ Casts Actors Who Will Probably Ruin Your Childhood
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‘The Legend of Zelda’ Casts Actors Who Will Probably Ruin Your Childhood

FinnJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

  OMG!😱 The live-action Legend of Zelda is officially happening! But like, is it REALLY a step closer to reality,…

Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…

Lucca Comics Invades Expo 2025: Prepare for Pasta-Fueled Manga Mayhem
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Lucca Comics Invades Expo 2025: Prepare for Pasta-Fueled Manga Mayhem

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, sweet ravioli! 🍝 Lucca Comics & Games, that yearly pilgrimage for basement-dwelling nerds and aspiring manga artists, has somehow…

Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games
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Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, sweet innocent gamers, gather ’round! Uncle Nintendo, bless his heart, is here to soothe your fragile wallets regarding the…

Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL
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Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the Nintendo Switch 2, that little plastic box of dreams (and crushing debt for your parents). Apparently, it was…

Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business
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Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien “journalist” trying to undermine our great nation! This “Mario Guevara,” fresh from El Salvador, waltzes…

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