Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…
Tag: Mario
OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze
Get ready to scream into your pillows, folks! ðĪŠ Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to…
Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week
Wow, Nintendo is still pretending to care about indie games? ð I mean, sure, they throw a bone every now…
Oh Great, Another Mario Merch Mountain to Climb, Japan Gets First Dibs
Alright, listen up, you overgrown toddlers! ð Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps fueled by copious amounts of sake…
Mario Paint on Switch: Prepare to Unleash Your Inner Picasso (With a Mouse, Seriously?)
Oh, JOY! ðĪĐ The illustrious Nintendo Switch Online is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with… Mario Paint. Yes, you read…
Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the latest saga of corporate greed and fanboy tears! ð…
Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recentâĶ *choices* ð), has decided…
âThe Legend of Zeldaâ Casts Actors Who Will Probably Ruin Your Childhood
OMG!ðą The live-action Legend of Zelda is officially happening! But like, is it REALLY a step closer to reality,…
Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
Okay, boomer, listen up! ðī Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…
Lucca Comics Invades Expo 2025: Prepare for Pasta-Fueled Manga Mayhem
Oh, sweet ravioli! ð Lucca Comics & Games, that yearly pilgrimage for basement-dwelling nerds and aspiring manga artists, has somehow…