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Tag: Marvel

ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense
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ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Behold, the ONEXFLY Apex, ONEXPLAYER’s latest attempt to redefine “portable gaming” (and your bank account) 💰. Prepare to be amazed…

Metallica Fans Risk Life and Limb (and a Night in the Clink) for a Glimpse of Papa Het’s receding Hairline
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Metallica Fans Risk Life and Limb (and a Night in the Clink) for a Glimpse of Papa Het’s receding Hairline

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

So, like, apparently, two dudes who thought they were auditioning for the ‘Tallica circus decided to channel their inner Spider-Man…

Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman
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Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Dark Horse Comics, oh, you sweet summer child of the comics industry. Known for *cough* “classics” like Hellboy (the movie…

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
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Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…

“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”
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“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢 We’ve got some earth-shattering news about a possible Resident Evil 0 remake. Because, you know,…

Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome
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Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Oh no, they didn’t! 🙄 Team #SavedDaredevil is throwing a party 🎉 for all the Marvel Daredevil superfans, actors, and…

Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale
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Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

🤡OMG! You won’t BELIEVE how close we were to seeing Deadpool RUIN Peacemaker Season 2! 🤣 Like, seriously, James Gunn…

Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)
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Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)

FinnOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

🤣Oh, look, it’s Andrew Garfield, still pretending he doesn’t know if he’s going to be in Avengers: Secret Wars. As…

Watch the FINAL Trailer for Predator: BADlands (Because it’s Gonna BE bad, lol)
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Watch the FINAL Trailer for Predator: BADlands (Because it’s Gonna BE bad, lol)

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the cinematic event of the millennium! 🙄 20th Century Studios, bless their greedy little hearts, has…

Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10
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Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because Marvel Games and NetEase Games, those titans of industry (said no…

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