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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…

Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever
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Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, where we dive headfirst into the latest TV shows and streaming series…

MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego
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MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Max Cavalera, the legendary frontman of Soulfly and former Sepultura member, has shared his…

Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently
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Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the drama unfolding in Ohio, where GOP Sen. Bernie Moreno is calling…

Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now
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Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Max Miller’s latest escapades, and I’ve got to say, this guy’s…

Boeing 737 MAX seats installed with apparent reckless abandon somehow
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Boeing 737 MAX seats installed with apparent reckless abandon somehow

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest issue with Boeing 737 MAX jets, and let me tell…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

The Scout – Get Ready for the Most Mind Blowing Drama of the Century That Will Change Your Life Forever from the Visionary Mastermind Paula González-Nasser
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The Scout – Get Ready for the Most Mind Blowing Drama of the Century That Will Change Your Life Forever from the Visionary Mastermind Paula González-Nasser

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most exciting thing you’ve ever heard? 🤩There’s a new movie coming out…

Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
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Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…

God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
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God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…

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