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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

The Scout – Get Ready for the Most Mind Blowing Drama of the Century That Will Change Your Life Forever from the Visionary Mastermind Paula González-Nasser
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The Scout – Get Ready for the Most Mind Blowing Drama of the Century That Will Change Your Life Forever from the Visionary Mastermind Paula González-Nasser

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most exciting thing you’ve ever heard? 🤩There’s a new movie coming out…

Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
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Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…

God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
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God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…

Black Flag Still Somehow Not Dead Embarks On 50 Year Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Needed This
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Black Flag Still Somehow Not Dead Embarks On 50 Year Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Legendary…

Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026
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Soulfly still exists somehow and is touring with Nailbomb in 2026

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just spilled my beer all over my shirt…

Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming
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Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming

FinnJuly 14, 2026

The big films of 2026 have arrived, and they’re already available to stream at home because, let’s be real, who…

Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet
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Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

As the streaming wars continue to rage on, Disney is reportedly considering a free tier for its Disney Plus service,…

More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

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