Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please
**OMG! 🧛♂️Zach Roerig will grace us on Sunday, Nov 9th (times vary)!** Prepare for selfies (2 ppl max!) & autographs…
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Matt Davis’ Table: More Dramatic Than His Acting
**Attention, fellow vampire stalkers!🧛♂️ Matt Davis aka Alaric Saltzman is gracing us with his presence on Sunday, Nov 9th (times…
Matt Davis’ Table: A Tragedy in Wood
OMG! 🧛♂️ Matt Davis is gracing us mere mortals on Sunday, Nov 9th! 🗓️ Times? Who cares, just show up!…
Michael Malarkey’s Table Antics: A Saturday Disasterclass
**Oh, wow, Michael Malarkey is blessing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th!** Prepare to sell your kidney for…
‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…
ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense
Behold, the ONEXFLY Apex, ONEXPLAYER’s latest attempt to redefine “portable gaming” (and your bank account) 💰. Prepare to be amazed…
SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility
Another week, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to make our great Mayor Eric Adams look bad! They can’t…
Mayoral Race Heats Up: It’s Not Just About the Losers, It’s About Whether the NYPD Can Still Illegally Park Everywhere
Looks like NYC is about to go full-blown Socialist if this Mamdani guy gets his way. He’s cozying up to…
Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…