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Dark Tranquillity in Wrocław, Poalnd (10/08/2025)
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Dark Tranquillity in Wrocław, Poalnd (10/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal from Gothenbur Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)
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DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Are you guys STILL talking about DRY KILL LOGIC? 😂 After an “explosive” 💥 2025 (explosive like a…

HATEBREED’s Matt Byrne Boasts Next Album Is, Like, Almost Done or Something
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HATEBREED’s Matt Byrne Boasts Next Album Is, Like, Almost Done or Something

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

So, get this, at the geriatric mosh pit they call Aftershock festival 👴 in Sacramento, California, HATEBREED drummer Matt Byrne…

Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Death/Black Metal from France Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black/Death Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black/Thrash Metal from Chile Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

A metalhead lost consciousness after bad stage diving on Metal Threat Festival 2025
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A metalhead lost consciousness after bad stage diving on Metal Threat Festival 2025

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

That feeling when you weren't caught!! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Diocletian on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
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Diocletian on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Black/Death Metal from New Zealand Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Crucifier on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
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Crucifier on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Death/Black Metal from Boothwyn, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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