The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…
Tag: metal
The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
Shoegaze/grunge from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
True Lilith in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
Dreamgaze from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Sober Dad in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
Blackened One-Bottle-Project from Charlotte, NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough
Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! 🤘 The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…
GORGUTS New Album Slated To Drop Around The Time Flying Cars Become Mainstream
Canadian death metal dinosaurs GORGUTS are FINALLY crawling out of their crypt to grace us with new material, almost a…
Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads
OMG! CLAWFINGER, those geriatric Swedish rap-metal dudes, just dropped a music video for their new single, “Scum”. 🙄 Apparently, it’s…
VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs 🦖 of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” 📹 for…
Armageddon from WARKINGS: The Ultimate Block Party From Hell
Ah yes, WARKINGS. Those titans of… uh… Western European metal?🤔 I guess that’s a thing now. Anyway, they’ve apparently put…
Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…