Kingdom of Giants in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)
Metalcore from Sacramento, California. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
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Acres in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
Metalcore from UK Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Heavensgate in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
Australian metalcore band from Melbourne Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…
AS I LAY DYING Drops New Single ‘If I Fall’ (Spoiler: They Probably Will)
Ah yes, “Echoes”, the sound of desperation from AS I LAY DYING, a band whose leader thought hiring a hitman…
Chris Barnes Throws Shade, Says New SIX FEET UNDER Album Won’t Suck (Probably)
Breaking News! 🚨 Chris Barnes, the vocal powerhouse behind SIX FEET UNDER, has graced us with an update on their…
Metallica Pukes Out Another ‘Holier Than Thou’ Video From Perth Concert (Yawn)
METALLICA, those geriatric rockers who still haven’t figured out how to retire gracefully, apparently graced the land of kangaroos and…
«Enough» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs
Belarusian song «Enough»/«Годзе» originally by Brutto band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
«I was born here» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs
Belarusian song «I was born here»/«Я нарадзіўся тут» originally by Źmicier Vajciuškievič Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…