Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…
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Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Riot…
KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…
WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺💥 Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…
Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 🙄 VOIVOD’s drummer and…
NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…