Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
Deathcore from St. Louis, Missouri Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
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Ape Vermin in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Aterra in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Legions of Doom in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
🎸🤣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” 🙄,…
Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled
Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal! Probably imported…
«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Vilnius, Lithuania (10/24/2025)
Belarusian post-punk band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
OMG! 🙄 Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…
Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
OMG! 🙄 Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…
The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
Post-hardcoreo from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…