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Great White Shark Mark Kendall Battles Kidney Cancer With A Little Help From His Immune System And A Pen That…
In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…
Picture this: Chad Gray, the man with the lung capacity of a steam engine and the vocal stylings of a…
In a revelation that has absolutely shocked the metal community to its very core (seriously, you could hear a pin…
Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…
Uriah Heep Kicks Off Scandinavian ‘Magician’s Farewell’ Tour in Tampere—Because Even Legends Need a Nap 😴🎸 In a move that…
Joseph Michael Poole is here! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Poppy Is Here To Collect Your Digital Soul With “Empty Hands” And We’re All Just Living In It 🤖🙏 Ladies,…
OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…
Hold onto your neck braces and prepare your eardrums for the glorious return of the UK’s finest architects of chaos,…
