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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
The Revenge That Just Won't Die: Someone Actually Made a Documentary About Jaws: The Revenge
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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…

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“Michael Rosen and Pals: Unearthing the World’s Most Bizarre Food Tales”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

**Warning: Food-Themed Tales May Cause Severe Hunger** Get ready to drool, kids! On World Book Day®, Michael Rosen and friends…

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Teddy Riley Talks and Jams: When New Jack Swing Meets Awkward Q&A

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

ATTENTION MUSIC GEEKS: TEDDY RILEY WANTS TO CHAT! Ready to witness a living legend who’s basically a walking Wikipedia of…

Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough
G.I. Joe: The Franchise That Refuses to Die, Kinda Like Cobra Commander After a Nuclear Apocalypse
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Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough

FinnFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

G.I. Joe is back, baby! And by “back” we mean Paramount is once again attempting to turn a line of…

ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!
ARCH ENEMY Just Dropped a New Singer and a New Song, and Fans Are Absolutely Shook
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ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Move over, Alissa White-Gluz — there’s a new scream queen in town. Swedish/American extreme metal overlords ARCH ENEMY have officially…

Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas
Why the Batman Begins Game Didn't Save the World
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Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas

FinnFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

In the annals of Batman video game history, one truth reigns supreme: the Arkham series is the Dark Knight of…

Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting
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Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Wow, another day, another victory for NASCAR and its totally-not-woke, grassroots, America-first vibes. Tyler Reddick, the 30-year-old driver who somehow…

California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”
Oh look, another "based on a true story" film that’s probably 80% fiction and 20% "we saw it on TikTok once"
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California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

STUDIOCANAL, the company that clearly has too much money and not enough original ideas, has graced us with a brand-new…

Baldur’s Gate 3: Because Apparently Turning a Game Into a Show Is the Only Way to Make Players Stop Arguing About Romance Options
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Baldur’s Gate 3: Because Apparently Turning a Game Into a Show Is the Only Way to Make Players Stop Arguing About Romance Options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Oh look, another video game is being adapted into a TV show because apparently we don’t have enough of those…

No, but seriously: What’s going on with bitcoin?
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No, but seriously: What’s going on with bitcoin?

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like Bitcoin’s “digital gold” status is melting faster than Biden’s ice cream cone in the summer…

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