Federal Agents Told to Tone Down the Tear Gas Party Outside ICE in Portland, Judge Says
Judge Protects Peaceful Protesters from Fed Gas Attacks in Portland In a shocking display of judicial overreach, a federal judge…
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Regional Expert Sees ‘Real, Hard Choices Facing the Cuban Government’ | CNN (Or How to Solve a Crisis With a Cigar and a Lot of Hope)
Cuban Puppet Professor Warns Regime “Outmanned and Outgunned” by Trump’s Strength In a stunning admission that should surprise absolutely no…
“ERIK GRÖNWALL: Solo LP Drops This Year, And He’s ‘Never Been Prouder’—Guess His Shower-Singing Days Are Over!”
Alright, let’s get one thing straight: Erik Grönwall is back, baby! And not just back, but back with an album…
SEVENDUST Drops ‘Is This The Real You?’ Single—Because Apparently We Needed Another Question Mark in Our Lives
SEVENDUST Drops New Single “Is This The Real You?” and Fans Are Asking the Same Question About the Band’s Longevity…
Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…
Holy Wordplay, Batman! DC Just Hired a Writer to Ruin Robin
Hold onto your cowls, DC fanboys, because the Bat-Signal is flashing twice and it’s strobing like a rave in Arkham…
Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…
Wednesday 13 in New York, NY (01/23/2026)
Joseph Michael Poole is here! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
80s New Wave Night Promises Dark Vibes And Sad Synths
🚨 NEW WAVE ALERT: The ghost of 1984 is haunting Ridgewood! 🚨 Brooklyn’s favorite nostalgia trip is back, dragging its…
Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again
Brace yourselves, Star Road commuters! 🚀 Nintendo is officially panicking that you forgot about their space opera sequel and has…