New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…
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‘Star Wars’ Unwatchable Original Cut Resurrected For 50th Anniversary To Torture Fans
Oh, sweet Galaxy Far, Far Away, it’s been, like, half a freakin’ century since that little indie flick called Star…
Flea’s Solo Album Dropping in 2026 – Get Ready to Wait, Pepper Heads
After five glorious decades of slapping the bass 🎸 in the RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS (because, let’s face it, that’s…
Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World
In a new interview with Cutter’s Rockcast, So, apparently, this dude Wolfgang Van Halen, the mastermind behind MAMMOTH WVH, thinks…
HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…
John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for JOHN LILLY AND THE EARTH COINCIDENCE CONTROL OFFICE (2025)! 7th House, Bibliomancers, & Los Angeles Filmforum…
“The Chronology of Water” Trailer: Witness Kristen Stewart Direct Imogen Poots (and Probably Overthink It)
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, another artsy-fartsy film nobody asked for! The Chronology of Water, a cinematic masterpiece (according to who,…
Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong
**Simon 🙄, a barista, gets a wig 🤣 & becomes Maxxie LaWow! She must save her town from Dyna Bolical…
Florida Eviction Party Gets a Tad Too Wild: Deputy Down, Shooter and Friends Feeling Kinda Owchie
Another Day, Another Socialist Snowflake Meltdown! A Florida sheriff’s deputy, a true American hero, was KILLED while serving an eviction…
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Brain Exploded When They Tried to Reboot ‘Total Recall’ (Spoiler: It Was a Total Fail)
OMG, you guys! 🙄 Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who peaked in the ’80s and ’90s (no offense, Arnie ❤️), has…