Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…
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Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-made-up story of World War II? 🤣 I…
GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of human history, GWAR has announced that they’re…
Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…
More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…
Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…
Tupac’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Closure 25 Years Later Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Tupac murder trial. Defense Attorney Michael Sanft…
Teleprompter Guy Knows Scripts Better Than Stock Market Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Trump administration has…
Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…
Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85
Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime, has left us, and I’m still trying to process the news. I…