Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently
Well, that was a surprise. In a move that will likely be remembered as one of the most tone-deaf decisions…
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…
Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…
GOP Midterm Convention Attendance Apparently Optional This Year Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, and let me tell you, it’s…
ARCH ENEMY replaces singer with slightly different singer and somehow people are okay with it
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or not. ARCH ENEMY has a new singer, and she’s not Alissa White-Gluz…
Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…
GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism “in all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…
KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
Oh no, the drama never ends! 🤯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…
Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤩 Christian metal pioneers STRYPER just dropped a brand new song,…