Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Michael

NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff
Breaking, Games News

NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

As I stepped into the Intuit Dome in Inglewood, home of the Los Angeles Clippers, I couldn’t help but feel…

ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77
Breaking, Music News

ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh no, the beardless wonder is gone! 🤯 Frank Beard, the legendary drummer for ZZ Top, has left this mortal…

Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
Breaking, Music News

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…

Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
Breaking, Music News

Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Mark Osegueda, the vocalist…

Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
Breaking, Movie News

Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…

Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Nevada just dismissed the case against six Republicans…

Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good movie about…

UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band
Breaking, Music News

UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that LIGHTS OUT – A…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 7 8 9 … 23 Next

Latest posts

  • Ryan Gosling’s Dead Man’s Bones Returns With New Music
  • Wo Long 2 brings musical theatre to ancient Chinese demon slaying chaos
  • Execution team frets about IV mishap during Christa Pike’s lethal injection
  • GOP Tries Sinking Sherrod Brown With Unlikely New BFFs
  • Finally Something To Make You Forget Existential Dread Monumental

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.