Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom
Target’s CEO Finally Wakes Up: “Tarzhay” Isn’t a Woke Joke Anymore After years of watching Target’s stock tank like a…
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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…
“Michael Rosen and Pals: Unearthing the World’s Most Bizarre Food Tales”
**Warning: Food-Themed Tales May Cause Severe Hunger** Get ready to drool, kids! On World Book Day®, Michael Rosen and friends…
Teddy Riley Talks and Jams: When New Jack Swing Meets Awkward Q&A
ATTENTION MUSIC GEEKS: TEDDY RILEY WANTS TO CHAT! Ready to witness a living legend who’s basically a walking Wikipedia of…
Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough
G.I. Joe is back, baby! And by “back” we mean Paramount is once again attempting to turn a line of…
ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!
Move over, Alissa White-Gluz — there’s a new scream queen in town. Swedish/American extreme metal overlords ARCH ENEMY have officially…
Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas
In the annals of Batman video game history, one truth reigns supreme: the Arkham series is the Dark Knight of…
Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting
Wow, another day, another victory for NASCAR and its totally-not-woke, grassroots, America-first vibes. Tyler Reddick, the 30-year-old driver who somehow…
California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”
STUDIOCANAL, the company that clearly has too much money and not enough original ideas, has graced us with a brand-new…
Baldur’s Gate 3: Because Apparently Turning a Game Into a Show Is the Only Way to Make Players Stop Arguing About Romance Options
Oh look, another video game is being adapted into a TV show because apparently we don’t have enough of those…