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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮‍♂️! But honestly,…

Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere
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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good serial…

Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow
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Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, it’s finally happening! Queens of the Stone Age are back with their ninth album, “Perfecth”, and we can’t…

Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes
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Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Arc System Works is shaking things up in the fighting game genre with their latest release, MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls.…

Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
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Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…

Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later
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Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because I just got my hands on the latest…

Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow
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Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because Stephen Pearcy, the founder and frontman of…

Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case
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Karmelo Anthony Not Getting Do-Over In Murder Case

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Karmelo Anthony case, and folks, this is quite the story. A Texas…

Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow
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Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a close aide to President Donald Trump, has been…

Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
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Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…

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