Trump and Northeastern Governors Demand Tech Giants Pay Up in Massive Electricity Auction
President Trump to Libs: Big Tech Will Pay for Their Own Giga-Watts, Not You! The Deep State grid operators and…
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Microsoft Vows to Be a Super Chill Neighbor to Everyone Living Near Its Giant New AI Cloud Cities
Liberty-Loving President Trump Forces Microsoft to Pay for Their Own Energy Hog AI Power Grab, Saving Your Wallet from Liberal…
Xbox Developer Direct January 22: Where Fable Finally Shows Up to Its Own Party and Brings Snacks
🚨BREAKING: Microsoft Announces New Xbox Developer Direct, Promising More Games, More Hype, and at Least One More Delay🚨 🎮💸 In…
Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…
US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds
Government’s Latest AI Initiative: Hiring Tech Bro’s to Fix the Bureaucracy In a stunning revelation, the Trump administration has launched…
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[Webinaire] Déployer des machines virtuelles dans Azure
Cloud ? Azure ? Vous êtes perdus ? Venez jouer les apprentis sorciers ! 90 minutes pour tout casser… enfin,…
Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix
In a recent tell-all with Story Mode, the legend himself, former FEAR FACTORY drum-banger Raymond Herrera (also known for composing…
Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
Oh noes! 😠Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…
Silent Hill 2 Remake on Xbox: Now You Too Can Experience Existential Dread for 10% Off
Behold, peasants! Silent Hill 2, the game you’ve all been pretending to care about, has FINALLY graced the glorious Xbox…
OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled
Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our AI! Can’t these liberals leave anything alone? It’s always…