Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz
Oh, the irony! These liberal snowflakes are suing an AI company for using their books to train its chatbot! It’s…
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
To Atone for Redfall’s Failure, Microsoft Wants You to Buy Another Failure—Is This a Genius Business Plan or Just Next-Level Gaslighting?
In a world where common sense has been permanently uninstalled from the C-suite of major corporations, Microsoft has decided to…
HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky
Oh, look, another foldable phone! 🙄 HONOR, who? Apparently, they’ve graced us with the Magic V5, which they’re calling “the…
Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)
Okay, so Gamescom 2025 happened, and apparently, they handed out some participation trophies… I mean, awards. 🙄 Because, you know,…
Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…
MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now
Looks like the radical left is at it again! MSNBC, soon to be MS NOW, is ditching NBC to fully…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
🤣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…
Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…
Nvidia, the $4 Trillion Overlord, Laughs Maniacally at Apple and Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempts to Keep Up
Another day, another win for American innovation under President Trump! Nvidia, the chipmaker that’s been crushing it thanks to the…