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AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch
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AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh joy, another free-to-play MMORPG to tempt us with its siren song of endless grinding and cash shop temptations. NC’s…

TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
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TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…

Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence
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Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Breaking News: Alice Cooper Still Alive, Still Rocking, Still Scaring Parents 🤯 I just can’t even right now. The news…

Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist
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Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Voivod t-shirt, and it’s not because I’m excited about their new…

Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare
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Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say,…

GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
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GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…

Couple Tries To Adult After Amassing $40,000 Credit Card Debt
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Couple Tries To Adult After Amassing $40,000 Credit Card Debt

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mariza and Geffrey Gordon, a Milwaukee-based couple who are trying to break free…

Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt
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Asian Brands Thriving Off American Guilt

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that $4 a gallon gas is all it took…

Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
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Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…

GOP Suddenly Discovers Frugality in North Carolina
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GOP Suddenly Discovers Frugality in North Carolina

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the Republican party is throwing in the towel in North Carolina, at least when it…

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